THE ATHIEST

PASTOR, I WANT YOU TO MEET MY BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND,

SINCE SHE CAME INTO MY LIFE, ITS BEEN ONE HUGE WORLD WIND.

 

I HAVE GIVEN IT MUCH THOUGHT, I WANT HER AS MY WIFE,

SETTLE DOWN AND GIVE TO HER THE GREATEST THINGS IN LIFE.

 

THERE ARE JUST A COUPLE THINGS I HAVE TO TELL YOU FIRST,

BEFORE YOU START MARRIAGE CLASS SO YOU WONT THINK THE WORSE.

 

FIRST OF ALL HER HEART IS GOOD, I KNOW THIS AS A FACT,

SHE IS VERY GOOD WITH KIDS, I TESTIFY TO THAT.

 

MEN HAVE COME BOTH NEAR AND FAR TO GAZE UPON HER FACE,

MILLIONAIRES TO COMMON GUYS, THEY COME FROM EVERY RACE.

 

THERE IS JUST ONE MINOR GLITCH THAT HAS MY EFFORTS FRIED

WITH ALL OF HER TRUE SUCCESS, SHE DONT BELIEVE IN GOD.

 

YES, SHE HAS THE PERFECT SHAPE THAT PUTS MANY TO SHAME,

ONLY WEARS DESIGNER CLOTHES, SO MANY BRANDS TO NAME.

 

NOTHING BUT SUCCESS AT WORK, SHE RUNS THE COMPANY,

STILL, WHEN I BRING UP MY FAITH, SHE LAUGHS SO HARD AT ME.

 

SOMEONE TOLD HER, “HELL’S ON EARTH AND SATAN IS A HOAX.”

FROM THAT DAY HER MIND WAS SET THAT JESUS IS A JOKE.

 

PASTOR, I KNOW SHE’S THE ONE, SO THIS IS NOW IT STANDS,

WHEN YOU COUNSEL US NEXT WEEK, I’LL LEAVE IT IN YOUR HANDS.

 

TALK TO HER AND CONVINCE HER THAT JESUS IS THE WAY,

GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR CD’S THAT WILL BRIGHTEN HER DAY.

 

PASTOR, SHE IS ALL I NEED, BUT I AM GROWING TIRED,

SHE IS EVERYTHING I WANT, YET DONT BELIEVE IN GOD.

By:  Larry Nelson

To order my books:  FOR VIRTUOUS WOMEN ONLY and FOR VIRTUOUS WOMEN ONLY 2…FROM DIMES TO DIAMONDS

Send a $10 dollar money order (for each book) to:

Larry Nelson

P.O.Box 171

Belleville, Illinois

62222

Books will be shipped upon confirmation.

Thank you and God bless…..

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