NO JOB

Dad, I met the perfect man who treats me like a Queen,

We met at a church function where Kirk Franklin did sing.

He will be the very son you’ve always wish you had,

When you meet him you will see why my heart is so glad.

But, there is one little glitch that I must tell you first,

Please don’t take what I tell you and see him for the worse.

All my friends, they love him so, and all their kids do too,

He loves God with all his heart, I know this to be true.

Even helps me in my yard and takes the trash outside,

Leads the Bible Study prayer without shame, guilt or pride.

Dad, I hope you don’t judge him and think he is a slob,

He is just down on his luck; he cannot keep a job.

He worked at the McDonalds, but one day said God spoke:

“This is so beneath you son, it really is a joke.”

At that point, he left his job, said, “God supplies my needs!”

“I wont work for any man to harbor worldly things!”

Yes, I pay the dinner tabs when we go out to eat,

Yes, I pray the movie dates, the ones he find so neat.

I know that his heart is pure, and God will make a way,

I believe in his vision, so this is what I say:

I don’t mind the money strain, he has on my check book,

Things will change when we marry, I see it in his look.

Dad, I hope you don’t judge him and see him as a slob,

He is just down on his luck, he cannot keep a job!

By: LARRY NELSON

Please keep me in your prayers at night……..thanks.

 

 

THE ATHIEST

PASTOR, I WANT YOU TO MEET MY BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND,

SINCE SHE CAME INTO MY LIFE, ITS BEEN ONE HUGE WORLD WIND.

 

I HAVE GIVEN IT MUCH THOUGHT, I WANT HER AS MY WIFE,

SETTLE DOWN AND GIVE TO HER THE GREATEST THINGS IN LIFE.

 

THERE ARE JUST A COUPLE THINGS I HAVE TO TELL YOU FIRST,

BEFORE YOU START MARRIAGE CLASS SO YOU WONT THINK THE WORSE.

 

FIRST OF ALL HER HEART IS GOOD, I KNOW THIS AS A FACT,

SHE IS VERY GOOD WITH KIDS, I TESTIFY TO THAT.

 

MEN HAVE COME BOTH NEAR AND FAR TO GAZE UPON HER FACE,

MILLIONAIRES TO COMMON GUYS, THEY COME FROM EVERY RACE.

 

THERE IS JUST ONE MINOR GLITCH THAT HAS MY EFFORTS FRIED

WITH ALL OF HER TRUE SUCCESS, SHE DONT BELIEVE IN GOD.

 

YES, SHE HAS THE PERFECT SHAPE THAT PUTS MANY TO SHAME,

ONLY WEARS DESIGNER CLOTHES, SO MANY BRANDS TO NAME.

 

NOTHING BUT SUCCESS AT WORK, SHE RUNS THE COMPANY,

STILL, WHEN I BRING UP MY FAITH, SHE LAUGHS SO HARD AT ME.

 

SOMEONE TOLD HER, “HELL’S ON EARTH AND SATAN IS A HOAX.”

FROM THAT DAY HER MIND WAS SET THAT JESUS IS A JOKE.

 

PASTOR, I KNOW SHE’S THE ONE, SO THIS IS NOW IT STANDS,

WHEN YOU COUNSEL US NEXT WEEK, I’LL LEAVE IT IN YOUR HANDS.

 

TALK TO HER AND CONVINCE HER THAT JESUS IS THE WAY,

GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR CD’S THAT WILL BRIGHTEN HER DAY.

 

PASTOR, SHE IS ALL I NEED, BUT I AM GROWING TIRED,

SHE IS EVERYTHING I WANT, YET DONT BELIEVE IN GOD.

By:  Larry Nelson

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Larry Nelson

P.O.Box 171

Belleville, Illinois

62222

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Thank you and God bless…..